I got really sick, and ended up in the hospital… my hospital bill is Fucking stupid high.
Now I have to ask my mom for help to pay it off. Second thought fuck that, I’m gonna do this on my own.
3days without sleep, 1 year and some moths without sex, and I can’t catch a break in life…..
The only good thing in my life right now is my dragon and my games.
It is far to late to be shy now ladies…..
There is no need to wait for the next Topless Tuesdays for your submissions.
In fact Sunday Services is an excellent time to begin your practice submissions.
That s an amazing camra!!!
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Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
How to be a Douchebag 101:
Lesson One- Scare away your dates by making everything a gross sexual innuendo instead of being a normal, interesting person!